I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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