He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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