Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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