I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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