So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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