I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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