everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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