why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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