I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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