My friends, they love my intelligence
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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