Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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