Christians are straight up FREAKS
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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