singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST