Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET