you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.