I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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