Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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