i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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