oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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