I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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