Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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