You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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