Bisexual people are plain selfish.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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