you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Walk of Shame today included voting.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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