Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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