But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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