508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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