kristin has been a bad kristin
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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