And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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