i would punch a child for taco bell
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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