Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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