you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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