I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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