Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
why is half of my head shaved?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
