Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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