I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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