I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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