yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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