When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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