it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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