Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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