ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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