I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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