We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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