My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
we're so committed to being not committed
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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