I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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