Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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