I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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