yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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