Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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