He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I skipped work to stalk him.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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