And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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