he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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