i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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