This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And then my night got REAL pukey
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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