the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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