Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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