U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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